In the latest edition of our brand new column, Sutton & Epsom head coach Jeff Parsons explains his love for singing and dancing.

First car: Ford Focus – I did not learn to drive until I was 30, I used to cycle everywhere until we had our first child.

First hero: Jason Leonard – when I first got into rugby he was the man I’d want to emulate.

First holiday: We always went to Pontins on Camber Sands, and I won the fancy dress competition every year dressed as Julius Caesar in crepe paper.

I was about 12 at the time, you’d win a little trophy and one year I was made a blue coat for the week.

I was up on the stage singing and dancing – which is probably why I still do it now, although I’m on the bar more than the stage.

First try: My first ever try was disallowed because I clothes-lined someone in the build-up. I was playing U10s and clothes-lined this lad to get the ball and go over. I got a stern talking to.

First lads’ holiday: We went to Tenerife for two weeks, I was 18 and we spent most of the time on the Veronica’s strip.

But we spent the first day with Melinda Messenger who was doing a photoshoot at the time.

First time drunk: I was 15 and drank too much white wine at a house party. My parents picked me and then watched me throw up on the kerb – they found it highly amusing.

My mum has been around rugby clubs all her life, so it was nothing she had not seen before – she’s a real Peggy Mitchell character.

First date: I went to the cinema with a girl called Emily – it was the first Batman film with Jack Nicholson at the Sutton UCI, which had just opened.

I was 14. We dated for about eight or nine years.